On their mission from God, Jake and Elwood rob a bank, dodge a homicidal bride, run over Nazis, steal a gig from a voilent country music band, get chased by police officers, destroy trillions of dollars in property...I hope in one year I can accomplish half the damage they did in one night
When your life begins to read like a Lemony Snicket novel, just remember: God has a plan for your life. It's an awesome plan too, and it will probably involve dodging rocket-propelled grenades and battling Nazis.
Yours Truly,
Plain Jane









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Evil Beware, We Have WAFFLES.
"Duuuude". "Because chicks dig zee pointy ears" ~ A pretend conversation between Beast Boy and Nightcrawler.
Cheers
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In Omnia Paratus
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Even the purest and most vibrant light casts a shadow.
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I'm kinda persistent....if Haji-onii-sama couldn't get rid of me what makes you think you will be able to?" -Raine Otonashi
"I'm better" - Solomon
"We'll see about that..." - Haji
"Haji, no. HAJI!" - Saya Otonashi
Keep up the good work!
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I'm kinda persistent....if Haji-onii-sama couldn't get rid of me what makes you think you will be able to?" -Raine Otonashi
"I'm better" - Solomon
"We'll see about that..." - Haji
"Haji, no. HAJI!" - Saya Otonashi
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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together
[link] <- You got to check this out!!
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Life without God is like a story without a beginning or an end. In other words, its a stereo manual...
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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together
[link] <- You got to check this out!!
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SSDD. No bounce. No play.
Run, jump, die, repeat.
Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!
Pyro of the AltMal army
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Life without God is like a story without a beginning or an end. In other words, its a stereo manual...
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